I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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