Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.