Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.