I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....