sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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