Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Its about making memories worth repressing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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