When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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