So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We are two peas in an std pod
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
