As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm having to shit out rocks
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