I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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