how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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