member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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