Welp...herpes.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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