He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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