If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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