Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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