dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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