i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It was like getting head from an anaconda
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
