Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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