ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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