Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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