Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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