We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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