so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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