I must be too annoying 4 u.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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