So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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