Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Randomize
