Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
