she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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