Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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