Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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