You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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