? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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