just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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