I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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