I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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