The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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