can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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