we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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