Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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