"it" just moved
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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