omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Never underestimate the power of titties
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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