I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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