I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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