The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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