i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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