sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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