i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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