Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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