I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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