i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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