RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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