video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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