We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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