You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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