I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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