how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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