i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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